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  • Location: United States

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i am the nicest person who will ever make fun of you.

Biography

my name is amanda-faye. i am a 27 year-old queer high femme living in los angeles, and i am having a major quarterlife crisis. actually, i would like to think of it as a midlife crisis because the idea of getting much older than 50 is seriously damaging to my psyche. i have nothing against old people, but i do not want to live that long. i am a pretty fair-to-moderate believer in rebirth and i am REALLY looking forward to coming back as a czech supermodel.

this blog is for me to organize my thoughts and gather the stories that will one day be in my published book. and by "book" i mean soiled spiral notebook. and by "published" i mean pried from my cold hands, wet with tears of disappointment. hahaha. at least i will have great eyebrows and smell of dior fine fragrances.

Interests

abfab, activism, apple laptops, australians, bjork, blonde redhead, cat power, cats, collecting things insanely, conan o'brien, condiment packets, corgis, cosmetics, crying, dancing, dance parties, dictionaries, dive bars, dorothy allison, el perro del mar, emily dickinson, euro disco, europe, feminism, fine fragrances, frida kahlo, fucking amal, gummo, handbags, harold and maude, heavens to betsy, helium, homos, huggy bear, imperfect teeth, indian food, indie films, justin timberlake, kate bush, kath and kim, kathleen hanna, kylie minogue, lady sovereign, le tigre, lilja 4-ever, lipgloss, los angeles, MAC cosmetics, mainstream hip-hop, makeup, making a home for myself in the afterthoughts of others, margaret cho, mascara, memoirs, mexican folk art, miss dior cherie, morvern callar, NARS, old clothes, outkast, patsy cline, patti smith, peaches, pedicures, pisces, pj harvey, poetry, politics, porn, purses, radical feminism, reading, regina spektor, russian, sex toys, shoes, show me love, small feet, spanglish (not the movie), sunglasses, sushi, sylvia plath, tacky jewelry, talking until i don't wanna talk any more and then you better not try and talk to me, tea, tegan and sara, the color pink, the gossip, the teaches of peaches, thrift stores, tofu, top model, tori amos, ugly betty, v.g.i.,vintage, vodka, writing